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Random Musings Part ONE BILLION AND THREE

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:30:28 GMT

So I was thinking..I love music. I love music so much that my life should be counted in songs. I want to know how many songs I would live to. But then, if I knew my life was so many songs would I choose songs that were long or short? Would I try new songs or stick to the few favorites? It's very late.

It's just like the five second rule...

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:13:41 GMT

I finished at work and I went to leave so I was trying to put my jacket on and it took entirely too long. It took long enough that I kind of felt self-conscious standing there struggling to get my coat on. Like. The sleeve had flipped out backwards and I was doing this awkward curly arm thing trying to get it in the sleeve hole and yeah. I feel like I should go back and edit the pin I got in preschool proclaiming "I can dress myself!" and change it to " I can dress myself eventually".

LOL

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:30:57 GMT

My newly 20 year old sister tried to make a salad all by herself last night. She called out from the kitchen while my mother and I were watching Project Runway , " Should I use the salad out of the bag...or the pre-chopped stuff." My mom says " You can use the stuff out of the bag". NOW. What my mom and I assumed she was referring to was the bag of heads of romaine..that said QUITE CLEARLY. ROMAINE. So we hear my dad say something to my sister " That's cabbage." And then my mom goes " YOU BETTER NOT HAVE USED MY NAPA CABBAGE!" And then my sister was like " NOBODY TOLD ME. I ASKED FOR HELP. THEY LOOK VERY SIMILAR!". Then my mom stomped into the kitchen and thrust the romaine salad bag at her. And all you hear is a "oh.". LOL. Nappa Cabbage Caesar Salad. LOL.

Soundtrack Binge

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 04:38:07 GMT

Boredom is bad, because boredom makes you discover the soundtrack to the Babes In Toyland, which makes you relive your childhood, and then you just have to get it, don't you? Soundtrack music also acquired : Rocky Horror, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Moon. There were many other temptations...but I resisted. :D

THE LOVELY FEATHERS.

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 04:33:17 GMT

ARE SO AWESOME. TED IS SO AWESOME. AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME.

Zany Brainy

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 00:55:18 GMT

1. Saw All about Steve today. Bawled like a baby, and then started laughing and crying at the same time...very messy.

2. I've been watching tennis a lot lately, which is strange, because I really don't watch tennis. But I'm really digging it. I guess the "downside" would be now I'm obsessed with the idea of star trek reboot cast as tennis players. I've been thinking about this while driving which is not very safe at all, but ...yeah......yeah.

3. Reread The Big Over Easy, which makes me very happy. Oh Jasper Fforde ( how does that pronounce that...Ffffffforde?). It's a great take on the crime fiction mixed with Nursery Rhyme characters hence the series title, Nursery Crime Series.. I don't know if it's actually funny, because I seem to be the only one in the family who chuckles at said humor, but oh well.

WHAT! aka BBC AMERICA IS STUPID SOMETIMES.

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:49:50 GMT

I don't really understand how BBC America can be like NEW TOP GEAR YEAH......Does 2005 count as new?? We thought that was just a mistake on our TV, but it really is FROM 2005. WTF BBC AMERICA. WHY DID YOU GO BACK TO SEASON SEVEN and call it NEW, when we've seen Season 12!? Why can't you just give us Season 13? You know you guys are SHIT at programming. I go through all the trouble to acquire your channel and you fill my afternoons with stupid Gordon Ramsey's kitchen nightmares repeats, that I scarily have SEEN MULTIPLE TIMES, and then SOMETIMES, you go and show THE AMERICAN EPISODES...which I CAN FREAKING WATCH ON FOX. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! You SHOW A MARATHON of Life on Mars, but you know....you only show the end of the series.......and you don't start at the beginning, which is kind of stupid, who starts a marathon in the middle? THEN YOU GET ME ADDICTED TO ASHES TO ASHES, and I was so excited when you were like.....ASHES To ASHES in May...and I couldn't believe my luck, but then you nixed that plan for some reason. You've got a huge selection of dramas and stuff, that actually requires writers, but you don't give it to us. It's a shame and really freaking frustrating, because I don't have the willpower to cancel you. grrrr. I'm just going to sit in my corner waiting for new Graham Norton, Robin Hood, Ashes to Ashes, Top Gear ( because 2005 DOESN'T COUNT), Being Human ( though that's only until next Saturday), etc. This seems like a very trivial matter, but I take my tv shows very seriously, sadly.

:D

Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:28:57 GMT

I just finished reading Y the Last Man. I cried at the end. It was soooo good :D

Ouchie

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:46:13 GMT

I burned my hand today in a way that was TOTALLY AVOIDABLE which makes me feel really stupid. My aspirations of being a hand model are officially over lol.

Lost Zombies Dream

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 02:09:17 GMT

Soooo I had a dream last night. I was unemployed..or basically unemployed..and after explaining to my parents the cost of grad school...I was like...I just have to join a zombie horde. So basically I ended up as a zombie on Lost. I was guiding Hayden Panettiere aka Claire from Heroes playing Claire from Lost around the island in a dinky little dharma car, and then Daniel Faraday stumbled out of the woods...all y'know dead...and I was like...HEY DANIEL! and he waved...I said to Claire , you want to go say hi to Daniel? She was like...no not really. It was really strange...

Random Thought of the Day

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:48:04 GMT

I thought I saw some prostitutes today, but then I just realized they were just waiting for the bus.

THE FUTURE IS SOON!

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:36:06 GMT

caligulababy (2:38:30 PM): 2010
caligulababy (2:38:33 PM): that's the FUTURE
caligulababy(2:39:21 PM): like...you have to start saying things like
caligulababy (2:39:24 PM): twenty ten
goodkinghadrian (2:39:31 PM): Haha, yeah
caligulababy (2:39:34 PM): and then soon enough it'll be twenty thirty four
caligulababy (2:39:40 PM): and terminator will be like
caligulababy (2:39:41 PM): RAR
caligulababy (2:40:03 PM): It all goes downhill from here, if hollywood is anything to go by
goodkinghadrian (2:40:09 PM): Haha, yeah...
caligulababy (2:40:16 PM): WHY
caligulababy (2:40:20 PM): is the future never a good thing?
caligulababy (2:40:23 PM): Why is the future always
caligulababy (2:40:27 PM): LIFE SUCKS IN THE FUTURE
caligulababy (2:40:35 PM): How does that make me feel better?
caligulababy (2:41:58 PM): You never see a movie and they are like...In the future, people figured out to have gumdrops fall out the air, and we genetically created unicorns who enjoy playing horseshoes in the backyard with leprauchauns and fauns
caligulababy (2:42:02 PM): they're always like
caligulababy (2:42:15 PM): IN TEH YEAH TWENTY TWENTY
caligulababy (2:42:40 PM): A VIRUS/NUCLEAR WAR/ TWISTER GAME GONE WRONG CAUSED THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
caligulababy (2:43:05 PM): THE ONLY SURVIVORS LIVE UNDERGROUND/ON A DIFFERENT PLANET/IN SPACE/AT THEIR PARENT'S HOUSE
caligulababy (2:43:33 PM): AND ARE REDUCED TO EATING HUMAN FLESH/GENETICALLY ALTERED VEGETABLES/ SOY PRODUCTS.
caligulababy (2:43:45 PM): WATCH THE FINAL BATTLE UNFOLD
caligulababy (2:43:58 PM): Where the hell is the optimism?
goodkinghadrian (2:44:20 PM): Yeah.
caligulababy (2:44:28 PM): Maybe optimism is extinct in the future
goodkinghadrian (2:44:36 PM): The only optimism is when the bad guys finally beat the Matrix.
caligulababy (2:44:42 PM): hahahahah
caligulababy (2:44:46 PM): and then it reboots?
goodkinghadrian (2:44:53 PM): And in Back to the Future.
caligulababy (2:44:57 PM): hahahahahah
caligulababy (2:44:58 PM): omg man
caligulababy (2:45:01 PM): Time Travel
goodkinghadrian (2:45:31 PM): Although we're supposed to have flying cars and skateboards by now, dammit. caligulababy (2:45:35 PM): YEAh
caligulababy (2:45:38 PM): but I mean....
caligulababy (2:45:50 PM): all these nostradamus/other weird people
caligulababy (2:46:00 PM): don't give us much longer to make these fun inventions
caligulababy (2:46:03 PM): AND IF THEY DO
caligulababy (2:46:11 PM): YOu'll finally get your flying car....
caligulababy (2:46:16 PM): and you'll be getting it out of the box
caligulababy (2:46:19 PM): and then
caligulababy (2:46:21 PM): SHAZAM
caligulababy (2:46:23 PM): the world ends
caligulababy (2:46:27 PM): and you're like
caligulababy (2:46:28 PM): WTF
caligulababy (2:46:31 PM): REALLY?
goodkinghadrian (2:46:32 PM): Haha
goodkinghadrian (2:46:33 PM): Yeah.
caligulababy (2:46:46 PM): And Future movies are going to be like.......extinct
caligulababy (2:46:55 PM): because now you have to use the year 3000
caligulababy (2:46:59 PM): but now everyone is like
caligulababy (2:47:00 PM): pssssh
caligulababy (2:47:08 PM): like we'll ever GET to the year 3000
caligulababy (2:47:30 PM): like....that's like 990 years in the future
caligulababy (2:47:42 PM): I can't even wrap my head around what 990 years in the future looks like caligulababy (2:47:52 PM): but it probably looks a lot like today
caligulababy (2:48:05 PM): but with a whole lotta less optimism
goodkinghadrian (2:48:09 PM): Haha
goodkinghadrian (2:48:15 PM): Or a whole lot like 1000 years ago.
goodkinghadrian (2:48:17 PM): x.x
caligulababy (2:48:19 PM): yeah
caligulababy (2:48:25 PM): we'll get the stupid Wild Wild West thing
caligulababy (2:48:29 PM): Cowboys and robots
caligulababy (2:48:34 PM): or Vikings and Robots
caligulababy (2:48:43 PM): it'll be like an pseudo old timey combination
caligulababy (2:48:47 PM): Samurai and robots
goodkinghadrian (2:48:52 PM): Haha
goodkinghadrian (2:48:52 PM): yeah
caligulababy (2:48:59 PM): OMG
caligulababy (2:48:59 PM): OMG
caligulababy (2:49:01 PM): OMG
caligulababy (2:49:07 PM): THE FUTURE IS JAPANESE ANIME!?!?!?!
goodkinghadrian (2:49:16 PM): ...
goodkinghadrian (2:49:17 PM): Shit.
caligulababy (2:49:23 PM): OH GOD
goodkinghadrian (2:49:32 PM): God save us all.
caligulababy (2:49:53 PM): This really is ....the end of optimism and japanese animation
caligulababy (2:50:08 PM): because if the future is japanese anime....would japanese anime then be...reality tv?!?!
caligulababy (2:50:12 PM): REALITY TV SURVIVES IN THE FUTURE
caligulababy (2:50:33 PM): What if our FUTURE IS POKEMON
caligulababy (2:50:39 PM): OH GOD
caligulababy (2:50:48 PM): So my friend Ben and I discovered what causes cancer.
caligulababy (2:51:44 PM): Corn.
caligulababy (2:51:56 PM): The word corn is not associated with GOOD THINGS
caligulababy (2:52:04 PM): it's like someone is trying to tell us something
caligulababy (2:52:17 PM): and then all the products that has corn or high fructose corn syrup
caligulababy (2:52:21 PM): well it isn't good for you
caligulababy (2:52:29 PM): Who invented corn?
caligulababy (2:52:32 PM): Native Americans.
goodkinghadrian (2:52:43 PM): Haha
caligulababy (2:52:45 PM): Look how well that turned out.
goodkinghadrian (2:52:49 PM): Yeah...
caligulababy (2:52:55 PM): Corns, you have them on your feet
caligulababy (2:53:00 PM): If something is corny...well it's not good
caligulababy (2:53:12 PM): Like....
caligulababy (2:53:31 PM): there's no other vegetable that has all these negative connotations
caligulababy (2:53:36 PM): Brocolli?
caligulababy (2:53:37 PM): no.
caligulababy (2:53:42 PM): Green Beans...no
caligulababy (2:53:46 PM): Only Corn.
caligulababy (2:53:55 PM): Cheetos....made of corn...not good for you
goodkinghadrian (2:54:02 PM): Yeah, that's true.
caligulababy (2:54:03 PM): Soda...has hfcs in it...not good for you.
caligulababy (2:54:19 PM): I mean...it was very late
caligulababy (2:54:26 PM): and we were obviously crazy
caligulababy (2:54:28 PM): BUT
caligulababy (2:54:37 PM): WE WERE ON TO SOMETHING I THNK
caligulababy (2:54:43 PM): Just keep it in mind.
goodkinghadrian (2:56:25 PM): Haha, yeah.
goodkinghadrian (2:56:39 PM): Evil, evil corn.
caligulababy (2:56:47 PM): and they have lobbyists
caligulababy (2:56:57 PM): SOOOO THE GOVERNMENT probably knows it is bad.
goodkinghadrian (2:56:58 PM): Yep.
caligulababy (2:57:01 PM): but they aren't going to say anything...
goodkinghadrian (2:57:04 PM): The entire state of Iowa.
caligulababy (2:57:10 PM): And like....Kansas
caligulababy (2:57:19 PM): and all those states that tornadoes like as well
caligulababy (2:57:30 PM): CORN FIELDS in horror movies
goodkinghadrian (2:57:33 PM): And Iowa is the first state in the primary process. Coincidence?
caligulababy (2:57:39 PM): DEADLY THINGS HIDE IN THEM
caligulababy (2:57:40 PM): NO
caligulababy (2:57:42 PM): Conspiracy
caligulababy (2:57:52 PM): YOU CAN SPELL CORN FROM CONSPIRACY
goodkinghadrian (2:58:21 PM): *hides*
caligulababy (2:58:25 PM): hahahaha
caligulababy (2:58:34 PM): it's like the corn da vinci code
caligulababy (2:58:35 PM): and some like
caligulababy (2:59:02 PM): blind albino monk in overalls wieldings a pitchfork is going to be like.....AH AH SCREECH
goodkinghadrian (2:59:48 PM): lol
caligulababy (3:00:38 PM): lol
caligulababy (3:00:41 PM): i'm really bored

Movie Review time.

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 01:29:25 GMT

Hamlet 2, the best parts are the first 10 minutes, and the last 20. It's kind of slow and predictable and a little...off...between that. Rock me sexy jesus makes this movie or at least that dance number worth watching.

Up. Unofficial sponsor : Kleenex. Absolutely amazing.

I got all my grades!!!

Mon, 11 May 2009 20:01:40 GMT

I finally got all my grades. As soon as I got my OHG grade my headache vanished. It looks like I'm a college graduate now. :D
Crazy weather we had though this morning. geez.

Weekend Summary

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 19:49:39 GMT

I watched like 6 episodes of Season III of Lost. Went to the FotC concert in Atlanta at the Fox Theatre. There was soooo many people! I had the worst seats though. I wouldn't say the worst seats EVER because the poor smelly lady next to me was right behind a column, but we were the very very very very very last row. It felt like I was climbing Mt. Everest making the ascent to our seat. Bret and Jemaine were soooo tiny. I could see their arms move, but in order to see their facial expressions we needed to look at the screen. It was very entertaining. I was in the SAME ROOM AS JEMAINE...It just happened to be a very very very big room. I feel very sorry for Bret, because like Jemaine adjusts himself on the seat and the crowd goes crazy....and He's like, " What did you do, man?" and Jemaine is like, " Nothing." Hahaha and then someone said... " Take it offf!" and they did XD. But like...only one layer. But yeah. I had fun though.
We chose the best time to leave though, because they were nearly finished but we got to buy t-shirts because the LINES were RIDICULOUS before, and then scurry to the parking lot before the masses exploded out of the theatre. The police man directing traffic almost looked liek Nathan Fillion. Straaange.Then I did homework, and watched the Masters with my parents. I'm so happy Tiger or Mickelson didn't win. I like to spread the green jackets around:D , that's the same approach I take with Oscars as well. It's called Sharing. :D

Writer's Block: Conchordance

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:24:23 GMT

Who is cuter: Bret or Jemaine?

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Thought Process

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 18:48:04 GMT

1) I was talking to archangel1272) I opened iTunes, looked at the new music
3) Saw that Franz Ferdinand had a new album
4) Asked what archangel127 felt about Franz Ferdinand
5) Then I started to talk about how I'm usually disappointed with second albums
6) Then I thought of the Futureheads, because I didn't like their second album.
7) Then I was thinking how awesome the Futureheads first album was.
8) Listened to some of it in the iTunes store...and I still knew the words....basically and I got really choked up and sentimental
9) Started thinking about high school and when I first got my driver's license, and how Futureheads was in the car for months.
10) Started to think how long 5 years is. I feel really old now
11) Thought that I had pretty good taste for a 16 year old
12) Then I thought about what horrible taste I had when I was 14 years old.
Memory Lane is a scary place..

I really need to go home and find that cd now. I need my fix. This also shows how unbelievably bored I am when I have to wait for my last class of the day. I was going to work on Old High German...but then I had to eat my muffin :D. Yes. I am using that as an excuse.

I'm really excited!

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:40:12 GMT

At the end of the semester we have to write 3 detective short stories. I'm trying to get a start on it now so I don't feel unbelievably rushed when all these papers become due. I'm really happy with this one idea!!! It's blending my favorite things ever! I want to just sit in front of the computer reading slang from the 30's.

Well.

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:08:27 GMT

I guess I had fun this weekend. Didn't succeed in my quest to find a satisfactory pair of black flats. However, I had fun, I guess...and I enjoy Chipotle's burritos. I didn't really do a lot of homework at work yesterday or today...which means...I have A LOT to do tomorrow. I probably shouldn't have done that...and my teacher specifically warned against doing it that way...but I'm a procrastinator. I have a horrible headache and I should probably go to sleep now...but it just seems so early. Oh well.

Weird Dream Alert.

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 22:46:12 GMT

I didn't fall asleep until 5am this morning...and so I was really tired and grumpy during my mom's b-day lunch. :(

I came home and had a nap.

Weirdest dream ever...let's just say. There was: vampires, rednecks, motel rooms, fairies, fireworks, mister sheffield from the tv show the nanny, sigourney weaver with a beard, and laundry.

This looks sooooo AWESOME

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:48:22 GMT

http://dvice.com/archives/2008/11/reveal_your_inn.php

LIKE I WOULD TOTALLY SAVE UP MONEY AND DO THIS. However, I have like an irrational fear that I would do the whole swipe the mouth thing, and the people would be like.. WTF...This person has abnormal results,and so she must be an alien! and then they'd send like the Men in Black to like take me down. I can just totally imagine that I'd be walking to class and people in suits would jump out of vans near Tate and tackle me...and I'd be like...WTF....and they'd be like....QUIET ALIEN SCUM........yeaaaaaah this might be the tired nonsensical me talking.....

I have another paper to do tonight....and yeah...not looking forward to it.....

but i ordered the second season of beauty and the beast with linda hamilton and ron perlman....and I'm looking forward to that....I think that's coming today......but....I won't be able to watch it until friday or something ridiculous like that....

Hmmmmm

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 14:48:34 GMT

A couple of days ago, I started to get these e-mails..saying thanks for signing up for blah blah blah, and thanks for looking at auto insurance...blah blah blah...but I've done nothing of the sort. So I'm a little confused about why this is happening? My email address was sold to people? Scam? Or like...someone is using my name and email address to go to websites and do things? I don't know. It's got me a little worried.

Weird Dreams, the kind that make you tired in the morning.

Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:01:13 GMT

So I had a dream....that one of my friends...went to a thong party? and she didn't really have a lot of thongs ...sooo she wore a dirty pair.....and then she got pregnant from the underwear????? and then she gave birth to a cat. It was a really cute cat....It was ginger...and I was the godmother! I went on vacation with them, and I was watching my godkitten and it was raining...and my friend thought this would be a great time to empty the car trunk of all it's clam shells? and then the oyster shucker tool? which was a part of their family was nearly washed away in the rain.....but they saved it...and then they started to take pictures of it on the beach like it was that Gnome from those commercials......REALLY WEIRD. Then I said goodbye to my friend and my godkitten...and was driving home and I ran into my sister's friend....who had like a trailer full of llamas...on the side of the road by the highway....and I was like....Why do you have llamas here? and she was like....I usually keep my llamas at the UGA llama stable, but that Llama stable lady is a real bitch...and sooo I'm just going to keep my llamas here....and I was like okay...and then I fled.......to a School....that was for some reason a police station....and people ( Danny? and Montana) from CSI:NY were there...and that was strange....and so I had enough of that....and then I went to this store....that was very red inside....and it was owned by Jemaine Clement...and I took a nap on this mini-bed....and it was very comfortable........And then I woke up. I'm very tired this morning....I think I stayed up too late playing harvest moon! I have an OSTRICH named Olive. I also have a chicken...that has the most awesome name ever! It was a default name too! Attila. Attila the Chicken. yeah. So stayed up too late and had weird dreams....makes me very tired.

Guess : Yeah Harvest Moon.

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:34:44 GMT

So apparently it's going to come out? today/tomorrow...Except it's backordered everywhere....v.v and Amazon says they won't be in stock till the 8th of October...and I guess that applies to everybody....including my pre-order....

BOOOOOOOO

Actually I'm very confused by this whole ordeal and I have absolutely no clue what is going on.

Weird dreams and some unpleasant stuff

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:55:12 GMT

I had weird dreams last night. I dreamt that I came to school early and decided to kill time at the vet med reading room with dr_schreaber and we somehow got to talking about candy bars, and I recommended something, and she looked at me with this look of revulsion...and said...I HATE PEANUT BUTTER....and then I was like OMG how can you hate peanut butter...and then I changed the subject to three muskeeteers....and I was like I hate three musketeers....I don't even know what the concept of that is....and she was like yeah....three musketeers suck. In reality, three musketeers do suck. Y'know those delicious little ice cream bars that are the ice cream forms of regular candy bars like snickers, but inexplicably better. Three musketeers even suck in the ice cream bar form. Then back in my dream, I was hanging out with dr_schreaber for so long that I missed all my classes for the day...and everybody laughed at me.

I HATE TAILGATERS. I HATE HOW THEY JUST THROW TRASH ON THE GROUND. IT'S REALLY GROSS....AND I HATE FEELING LIKE I'M WALKING IN GARBAGE.